♥ Mao ♥, you're the best!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Chuuuu~~
Note of the translator : You NEED to read this report ! Seriously.
There we are for the second report ! It was also my last concert, so small (huge) touch of nostalgia, I got shivers everywhere when the Intro song started ! But the least I can say is that it ended beautifully ! You'll end up not believing me anymore !
*BONUS* :
Kame solo - Aishiterukara [MU] [MF]
First, we had really good places : still in the terraces, 2nd floor and 2nd raw but right in front of the stage. Moreover, we knew that during the Encore, the trolleys would stop right in front of us, at less than a meter away *o*
But we're not there yet !
Like the day before, we got a crazy concert because this time, they ALL cracked up !!! XD
SETLIST :
Same as yesterday ! (can't be bothered to rewrite it !)
RESCUE : All had shades on except for Junno and Naka. Ueda had his hair palm-tree style. Instead of singing his “I don't wanna cry alone”, Kame bawled out a “FUKUOOOKAAAA !!!!”.
A sure thing, dear Kazuya was way more on form than the day before and it was quite nice to see ! As for the choreography, they were in perfect sync, it's rare ! >_<
ONE DROP & LIPS …. nothing in particular comes to my mind.
During the small introduction of the member, Ueda was so cute... and Jin who talked after him, imitated him ^o^
KEEP THE FAITH : Back on the stage for the end of the song. Kame went to dance (rub against to be fair) one of his Jrs. On the explosion of the end of the song, Ueda was on the floor !! XD I don't know whether he had been surprised or pushed but he was lying on the floor !
SADISTIC LOVE : It was hot. Jin went back to sit on the stairs as he had the day before and he took his shades off. Which was the only time of the concert he did, with WONDER. Kame had been more than thoroughly hot on this song that evening. He had put his shades at the back of his head, like Koki does often. He groped Junno when they sang back to back and he was more than close with Koki... or more the other way around, it's Koki who came to whisper in his ear. After his part with Ueda and his “xxx secret”, he did the tongue thing which made the concert hall scream.
Koki and Jin's rap : even closer and more provocative than usually *o*
Jin hid behind Nakamaru to follow him as his shadow again.
Around the end, Jin formed a “peace” with his forefinger and middle finger on his lips and stuck his tongue out in a pretty suggestive way. That, it struck me. I don't know if everybody in the concert hall knew this gesture's signification and interpreted it correctly but it's more than crude and perverted !!! It has a clear signification and he knows it lol. Then, it goes very well with the song, when one understands the lyrics... I even start to believe that the “Knock, knock on the secret door” has a whole other signification (or I really missed the train and hadn't grasped the subtlety -__-)
And what else than to end the song on an hyper sensual fuck from Kame ?
Anyway, we were really really hot on Sadistic Love !
(I know Koki has dark hair now but the scene was similar!)
KOKI's SOLO : Return of PIERROT yeaaah !! Even though Koki was tired (really tired even, considering the dark circles under his eyes, and he said so himself), he really got wild ! Us too *niark*
We noticed English mistakes in the lyrics on the screens (“screame” lol)
JUNNO's SOLO : Junno appeared from behind of his mirror ball and repeated Koki's song's lyrics. They started a capella but made a mistake in the lyrics. They sang it again and Koki slipped away, thanking the audience in Junno's place (and not thanking for coming to see HIM as he usually does). Junno really impresses me. He's moving all the time, as if tiredness does not affect him !
KAME's SOLO : So there, the danced interlude, It was in the continuity of Sadistic Love !! On his hip roll when he moans (yes, yes, he moans lol), this time, he didn't put his hand at his belt, no.... way lower ! You'd almost believe this guy reaches orgasm on stage ( sorry if I'm being crude but at that moment, it's really what I thought).
It's a vid I cut because I FILMED REALLY BAD !!! >__< Just the two best parts, the ones you'd get a nosebleed from (When you see with your own eyes anyway).
BEAT BOX : It lasted longer... with new sounds !! Nakamaru completely staggered me. Really-really-awesome !
PEAK : Jin was sitting cross-legged on his trolley and waved at people. Junno and Kame were talking via their mic during the musical part of the song (the one where normally there's a choreography that Jin NERVER succeeds to dance n_n) but I didn't understand what they were saying. Nakamaru did a little hip dance, quite ridiculous !
When they exchanged trolleys, on the scene of the back, Ueda prevented Jin from passing and Jin pointed at his trolley with a miserable kid's face.
JUMPIN’UP : And there you go, the return of the flute (Jin -___-). Back on stage, Kame and Naka went next to each other but back turned to the audience and they did Naka's ridiculous little dance well in sync, so, quite ridiculous hip rolls !!!! Arriving on the stage, Jin bawled out in English, something of the kind “Put your funker hands...” and I don't remember what.
MC :
We believe we understood it was Nakamaru's father's birthday.
Ueda, Jin and Koki kept to themselves again XD and Nakamaru made them a remark. Jin was clapping his hands every time someone promoted his own thing, even before that person was finished sometimes -__-. Junno got bashed in (not literally) XD When Koki told him it was time for him to go home, the camera made a close-up on Jin who pretended to take offense and asked Koki if he was saying that to him lol.
During his promo, Jin messed up in his words, that idiot. As a result, I don't remember if he announced his precise movie release date, which was known since the day before.
Ueda faked to cry, don't remember why... but in those case, the whole concert hall screams “Kawaiiii~”.
Koki was watching at the big screen to remove the make-up on his eye.
For the impersonation, Kawai did Kimura... but before, Jin drove him well up the wall.
LOVE : This song will have been my big favorite ! Live, it' a beautiful surprise, between the little choreography, the light effects, Jin's voice and grin *o* (yes, at that point, he's the only one I'm looking and listening at v_v)
HARU NASTU AKI FUYU : At the time to sing his little ending sentence, as all six of them do, Koki chocked and couldn't sing. He apologized. When the camera lingered on Kame at the end, he smiled a smile which looked more of a face !
REAL FACE : Koki made Kawai sing the opening rap (which he manages quite well by the way). Then Jin said “Taguchi !” and Junno sang his part. In a corner of the stage, Koki and Kame stood next to each other and performed (again) a ridiculous dance, moving their arms as disco dancers XD. Then Junno walked in the alley to get to the central stage. Like the day before, the others stopped at the beginning of the alley and watched him doing the traditional Real Face choreography, moving on cheerfully. Junno quickly noticed he was alone, turned around and made them signs to follow him ! Which they did... until Junno turned back to continue his way, all innocent and totally into his song. And like this, 3 times in a row ! They were laughing out loud. It kind of looked like a genre of “Grandmother's footsteps” (or “Peep behind the curtain”). Once on the central stage, Jin played air guitar during the instrumental interlude of the song. Koki and Kame performed Seishun Amigo's choreography, perfect sync ! At the end, Koki indicated Jin to do the ending rap. So Jin rapped but invented English lyrics. When he left, he said it was hard lol.
UEDA's SOLO : He started at the piano, he's really great. Then it was still barefoot that he sang Hana no Mau Michi (shooting of Romeo+Juliet on the screen and it totally gave one want the see it !)
NAKAMARU's SOLO : Junno, Koki and him were perfectly synched this time !
JIN's SOLO : When he thanked the audience at the end, he was really breathless.
MAGIC SKIT ^_________^♪
That evening, it was plain nonsense, completely hilarious, they all cracked up !! But above all I'm saying : POOR KOKI who was exhausted and had to bear all that XDDD
So it starts with Koki, who arrives with his crown.... he wanted to blow his nose when he already had his cigarette in his mouth. And it went completely crazy, Koki got the nervous giggles, he hit his forehead numerous times !!! It was really funny but we could also see that he was exhausted ! He made the audience talk (I don't remember what) then he said “URUSAI !” (shut up).
Kame arrived, all spruce. He complained that he was the only one who didn't have the sound effects lol. When he made the wine bottle appear from the balloon, as usual, the audience expressed its surprise and admiration, a kind of “Wouuuh ♥”... No idea what got into him but Kame repeated the “wouuuh ~” in a high pitched fan-girl voice (with the face going with it of course), that the audience made it again... and like that twice again... until the third time when Kame bawled out a “WOOOOOOOOOOOW !!!” like an idiot, making us all jump, including Koki who was looking at him, eyes going out of their orbits o_O. His second magic trick, when he pours the wine and the glass flies, “Wouuuh” of admiration again in the audience... and it didn't miss, Kame took his fan-girl voice again, playing with the audience... the third time, we still didn't expected it... he burst our eardrums out with his sudden gorilla roar !!!!!!!!!! Koki was laughing even though he didn't got time to talk and Kame was proud of himself. Then with a silly smile, Kame left, chasing his flying handkerchief.
Junno … that was something too ! Junno arrived from backstage's right side, still in his eccentric costume and his barrel, skipping around cheerfully, singing a song (which I didn't recognize, but it sounded like an anime song) … and instead of stopping at Koki's table, where he was waiting for him, he went on singing his song jumping around and disappeared at the left of the backstage, leaving poor Koki all sheepish on his chair, who watched him walk away, flabbergasted. His face was so funny ! Then Junno came back, Koki hit the barrel with his bludgeon and the bunny came out. Junno manipulated it with his right hand. As usual Koki wanted to hit the bunny except that not on purpose, Junno's hands clutched the bludgeon and stuck it XDD. They both looked like idiots ! Koki dropped the bludgeon and just used his fists, the barbarian ! Junno had to flee, running and chased by Koki who wanted to kick his butt as he does sometimes (CTKT style) but instead of kicking, he messed up and fell sprawled on the floor like a looser ! Junno came back, laughing out loud and Koki had trouble getting back on his feet from laughing so much himself and because he was completely exhausted !
The 5 of them had spread the word to finish him off, poor him...
Because Tatsuya arrived, screaming “BAAAAAAAAAAAAAKA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” toward backstage. Apparently it was directed to Nakamaru, as he explained us : Ueda said that it was time for Naka to go back to Tokyo ! Then he knocked on the door and entered (with the sound effects). And he did the letters thing with his fan... and hello bullshit and salacious stuff !!!! XD U.E.D.A., the Haiku sentence he made up was something disgusting -___- and he asked Koki to say the letters in the reverse order and A.D.E.U. Gave : “Anata Daidokoro de Ecchi shiyo Un ♥ !” (Honney, let's make love in the kitchen Uh ! Yes !).
Then he left as a furious fool.
They're all perverts in KAT-TUN !
Dear Nakamaru arrived, knocked on the door twice (with the sound effects) and introducing himself politely. No response. The third time, he said an annoyed “Oi” ^_^. Then he finally entered Koki's place. The face he does when he introduces himself, and I don't know why, but he spells “YUICHI” ! He gave Koki a bottle of water, because he had seen he was exhausted. And I can't remember why, but the audience said “heeeeeeeeee” which made him jump. Then it's Koki who asked them to say it again and at the end since the “heeeeeee” was still going on, he screamed an other “URUSAI !”. Naka made countless coins appear from everywhere, he specified that he couldn't take off his big fur coat even though he was so hot (we know why lol). When he dropped his first coin, it ripped and Naka sang with the rhythm of “Keep The Faith” (like in the CTKT when they played tennis).
And the last but not least.... Jin, his hat, his tousled hair, his shades and his really ugly jacket with some kind of shoulder pads... he reminded us of someone....
After knocking, he spoke in English in a high voice with a crappy so-called Japanese accent ( reaaaly exaggerated) « Eeeeeh Nice to meet you ! » (Koki answered) “My name is Michael Jackson... Ouuuuuh !” (You know MJ's typical high scream ???? XD)...
So this is who he reminded us of !!!
Then he went on with his questionable Japanese, still with MJ's voice, concerning the fire. He said some “Ouuuuuuh~” from time to time, with the gesture. The Jrs on stage were laughing their a**** off.
For once, he didn't say anything about his stick from Mars, comparing it to his. Koki noticed he had a new stick. Then Jin lighted his stick and rambled on Mars' fire, its beauty, its benefits and on and on... Koki interrupted him, saying that the fire might turn off. Still with his weird and ridiculous voice, Jin reinsured him, saying that it was impossible, that it was a fire from Mars... and the flame started to go off ! So he whined about the stick and the flame, like this “No, don't go, come back ! I still want to talk !!!!” and the flame definitely went off, leaving him like an idiot XD. Then he whined again “Nooooo, come back !” So he talked nonsense and Koki told him he had trouble to follow lol. So Jin told him to count to three in Martian language @_@. Koki didn't know how to, so Jin showed him (it sounded like “ten two bozu” or something like that) and his stick changed into a walking stick. Jin then announced that he was tired and that he was gonna leave and get ready for DUES. Koki looked at him leave, flabbergasted again. Then he told the audience that Jin was the most tired of them ! XD (Poor Koki didn't see his own face !!!!)
Just good stuff all in all !
DON’T U EVER STOP : Jin screwed the beginning of the song, with MJ styled scream and dance moves.
WILDS OF MY HEART : It went completely wild ! Koki lied down on the platform, Jin sat cross-legged and did his own thing, excitedly playing air guitar, hitting on his own thighs as if he was completely into the song when he was out of it. Naka waved at the audience with ridiculously wide moves. Ueda then sat cross-legged too and crawled to Jin on his butt. When he got there he tried to take off his damn shades, but no success. Then Jin leaned into him (more like lied on) and whispered something to him pointing his shades. So Ueda missed half of his singing part, so he started singing half-way, as if nothing had happened. None of them sang correctly, or even their own part, it was a complete mess !
NEIRO : Jin changed his lyrics but I don't know what he said (Japanese gives me trouble okay) he said “Fukuoka” at some point. Kame also changed his lyrics and Jin thanked the audience at the end.
ENCORE.
OH-MY-GOD.
What happened to us, I still can't believe it. I told you in the beginning, that we were placed right where the trolleys stopped in the terraces and where the members exchanged their places to go on the other way. There is the fateful moment. At one side, our left, arrives Koki (first), Ueda and Kame. At the other side, Naka, Junno and Jin.
Damn it, which side are we supposed to look ????? @_@
Koki arrives first close to us. He's just there, at the perfect height, since we're at the second raw of the terraces. He saw us and waved a little accompanied by a small reserved smile. I realized that he was truly exhausted, poor him. Moreover he had been scratched. Tsss. And then we didn't know where to look anymore, we were lost >_< they were all coming, except Jin who was lagging behind, again.
I look at the left and see Kame looking at us, a few meters away. He froze on us then smiled at us ! As the idiot I am I had a lollipop in my mouth, I hurry to take it out to smile him back. This, was something already ! We were glad he saw us and smiled at us !(And Kame's smile... *o*). And my friend thought of the uchiwa (“FURANSU ♥ KAT-TUN”), that we had left on the side a little, she waved it and we see Kame squint his eyes to read it : and his face !!!! XD Eyes as round as saucers, he said “HONTONI ?” we nodded. “FURANSU ??” he repeated ! So we nodded again ! He told us something in Japanese but we couldn't hear anything. He went through two trolleys which separated him from the one which was supposed to drive him to the other side, the one that was in front of us and he moved Nakamaru who was on his way. So here is Kame right in front of us... and he kept staring o_O and there, complete hallucination. Kame leaned over his trolley... toward us, to talk to us ! The SHOCK ! Kame's face was 50 centimeters from us. The girls of the first raw were looking up at him, totally flabbergasted. And there was a good reason to be !!!! And he spoke to us in English ! Which will stay the biggest mystery of our lives : What did he told us ?? Because he repeated twice but we could only hear the beginning every time ! At the same time, it was the beginning of PEACEFULDAYS, there were screaming everywhere ! We showed him we couldn't hear (even 50 centimeters away). He looked sorry a little and his trolley, the last one to leave, started moving. He waved at us and... voilà.
B***** H***, if I had been told someday that something like this would happen. After Jin, Kame at the concert. The luck of the devil.
So, with my friend we had a a moment of daze, we couldn't believe it !
To finish, when Kame introduced the Jrs at then end, Koki, dressed like them, took root, bowing and everything, waiting for Kame to introduce him too... which he deliberately didn't.
DEUXIEME ENCORE : No song, they came back to say goodbye. Ueda arrived late, second to last and bare-chested. Jin still wasn't there. The others asked where he was and Tatsuya answered that he had seen him and he had already undressed up to the waist (to shower) ! XD. He finally arrived, with a tee-shirt on, totally untidy. He said thank you without a mic.
This is it for the last concert.
I found the audience really nice and quick to react for this last concert.

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